Sunday, September 4, 2011

How To Be Unsuccessful


  1. Don’t try something if you might look foolish.
  2. Never ask for help.
  3. Never cry.
  4. Don’t take risks.
  5. Work hard and never play.
  6. Mimic and make fun of people. Invest the time to become a real bully.
  7. Be afraid to dream.
  8. Never question authority or the status flow.
  9. Don’t start until the time is right.
  10. Wait for someone smarter, better looking, wealthier . . . to do it first.
  11. Compare yourself to other people.
  12. Worry
  13. If you experience fear . . . stop.
  14. Spend hours a day playing watching tv and playing games alone.
  15. Complain
  16. Listen to people who tell you can’t.
  17. If you don’t understand someone, call them names.
  18. Only spend time with people you already know.
  19. Surround yourself with negative people and negative conversations.
  20. Only listen to people who think just like you.
  21. Brag about how good you would be IF you tried.
  22. Never try anything that might not work.

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